I've got anecdata for you!

I did the virgin-till-marriage thing through most of my 20s, and so collected opinions from many men. I never met the stereotype "I want a virgin because she'll have no one to compare me to and I'll feel big and strong" dude, fwiw.

But every single man I dated who was ultimately onboard with a…

Can I come over and watch it with your dad? I'll bring nachos.

It's cruel, the way nothing stops when everything should.

I hope you can find some time to slow down for yourself, since the world isn't going to give you that courtesy. Remember to breathe. It matters that you tried so, so hard... it really does.

Hugs from a stranger. Breathe.

The "ignored" assessment was in reference to the fact that, instead of responding to literally anything I said, you just repeated yourself. Very fingers-in-ears la-la-i-can't-hear-you.

Ok, so, without responding to any of the points I made, you're still comfortable projecting your weird squeamishness outwards onto…

Nope, didn't fail to consider that. They asked a question, I answered. The only thing I failed to consider was that you might be more interested in being an asshole in the comments than you are in having an actual conversation, but I see the error.

Please, carry on, this comment section DEFINITELY needs more…

Oh I get it, your reply is funny because you're ignoring me! Clever. Are you my kid brother? Or do you just enjoy acting like a 13 year old on the internet?

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No. Because "that is inappropriate" is a statement about *others*. It's the term we use when we're dictating healthy behavioral standards for society at large. e.g. "Watching porn with a 5 year old is inappropriate." That means it isn't cool for *anyone* to do. Your experiences should be used as basis for statements…

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. SEND HELP. #cotd #wizardofdance #stahp

Also, double your water intake. Every time I've ever had chapped lips from hell, it was directly correlated to times when I was drinking like one glass of water per day (but of course way more coffee). My lips are now the first place I go to check my hydration levels. Also, if the corners are cracking, it's a vitamin…

Wait, I never have to feel any consequences in my life?? SWEET. HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME UNTIL NOW.

I love sweeping racial generalizations, they can teach me so much about my life that I would never have suspected. Like how apparently now my privilege extends to never ever being held accountable for anything, and…

No, it's totally not just frothed milk/foam.

Foam is bubbles. Microfoam is BUBBLES SO TINY YOU CANNOT DISTINGUISH THEM. You can basically spread them like a fluffy, smooth icing if you wanted to. It's, like, the airy coolwhip equivalent of hot milk bubbles.

I know you don't care. But microfoam is hella hard to make,…

He retweeted it with a "crying laughing" emoticon, and then it got favorited 30 times and a ton of people told him he was their idol. Proof that water finds its level, I guess. Ugh.

Oh sorry, did they get poignant, elegant, fascinating writing with emotional and intellectual heft into your Cosmo reviews and Beyonce pictures?

You missed it. It was a #gamergate reference.

Every structure of thought revises its tenets to incorporate new information, though. Science does this, too. "Oh science is so cute, it starts with blood-letting and then ends at pathogens when it no longer has a leg to stand on." See how dumb that sounds?

A religion that started out telling a story to the best of its…

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It is not a big deal. It is only a big deal to people who have no idea that this has pretty much always been the Church's stance. The Church has always said "You can believe in literal Genesis if you really want to, or you can believe in evolution, as long as you also believe that the immortal soul itself did not…

Um, this is old as shit. I was taught this in Catholic school way back when. I have literally never known a Catholic creationist, ever in the history of ever, and I come from a SUPER DUPER devout, zealous, old-fashioned, Latin Mass type of background; if anyone was going to have them, we would have.

Creationism is way…

Yes. Thank you. This is such old news in terms of Church position, I have to assume that every one here being all gaga about it have no idea what they're talking about.