I really don’t understand the necessity of this de-aging shit.

The end of that “What happens to girls.” scene is maybe the most ominous fucking thing I’ve seen in any season of this show yet, and that’s telling considering all the other evil shit this show is surrounded by.

Get a life, man. Jesus. Did you soak in anything this article had to say, or were you just searching for mistakes to point out so you can make yourself feel superior?

I wonder if all those pathetic dudes who watched that shit just to see girls making out and banging are going to watch this show once again for the same reason?

Dowd watches The Souvenir and instantly remembers one of his favorite film school memories.

As soon as I saw this negative review I knew The Gentleman wouldn’t like it.  Why do you continue to comment about a reviewer you obviously hate?  You seem to actively hate Dowd.  Find something that makes you happy.  Life’s too short to be bitter and joyless.  Turn that frown upside down, buckaroo!!

No one is here wants to bring up the D&D dice?

The same place you always have:

Watch more of Saulnier’s movies.

I think they’re talking about CG stuff.

That’s weak.

I’ve been worshipping Satan for years and all I ever got out of this is a whole lotta fucking nothing.

But what if I choose not to choose?

I log into the A.V. Club website. Kinja malfunctions, so I log in again. A pop-up ad for “Old Spice Testicle Enhancer” keeps spamming itself on the site. I have to close it three times.

Hey Gwen, you spelled “crap” wrong.  Please fix it.

**Medium Talent tosses GalvaTron Guy out of front door**

INT. COURT HOUSE- DAY

Something tells me this show just isn’t going to make it.

Trust me when I say Banks got off easy.

7 from Beach House is #1? Pff. Come on, AV Club. This shit is an obviously awful choice.