Charlatan! HE STOLE THIS IDEA FROM YOURS TRULY!

I still say 2 is John Wu’s worst film.  I remember being in the theater seeing it.  When Cruise’s character jumps off the motorcycle and starts (somehow) standing on the side of it, holding the handle bars while “skiing” on the road, my friends and I almost left the theater.

Next up:

I think so Brain, but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?

He was known to do this. I guess you can credit him with the fact that he’d cut you a check after he used your shit. Nonetheless, he still did it.

In a somewhat related story, Jared Leto is set to explain that the “Damaged” tattoo on his forehead in Suicide Squad was actually the result of his character tripping and falling at an antiques store into an old, broken table that was put to the side and labeled in magic marker. He simply had forgotten to wipe the…

What is this “Dune”, and why in the world would anyone want to watch an entire movie about sand?

I’d agree with the first part.

“Eighth Grade is a poignant film about the troubling times those early teenage years are for us all. It reminds you of the difficulty, the feelings of awkwardness...of rejection...of not belonging. It brings up memories for us all of the times Mikey Bidolou would take our Game Boy and throw just one battery out the…

We used to call it “La” back in the day.

It was ok.  Ignatiy’s had better.  I feel like this pun was just elevated window dressing.

I love those really shitty facebook ads that are showing that are basically, “Hey, look. We fucked up and violated every inch of privacy that you’ve ever felt comfortable with. But don’t forget now we ask permission...and you can show your engagement...and that time your nephew hit you in the face with a pie!…

I’m still pissed at the ultimate of the mysteries of the Universe:

That’s only because people were told a high murder rate was present there.

It’s a bit too much to explain, but most of it has to do with balls.

That was a great episode and all, but shit like Lee’s going-out-in-a-blaze-of-glory scene was a straight cheese fest. This show sometimes dropping in Michael Bay-level cliche tactics is a little disheartening.

I took a different root and invested in “Akroin”.

I’m assuming you have no idea about these people and absolutely no knowledge of their backgrounds.

Sad/Enraged star given.

In other words, they utilized the age old storytelling technique of ending in a “hangcliffer”.