I read something about this that prefaced this situation with something like, “...was fired from Today, the network’s most profitable show.”

There Wolf, There Castle has a great handle on grammar, but boy are his comments painfully meandering and poorly written. I certainly don’t want to judge a Kinja commenter on the same points, but boy I hope he posts better in his future comments.

Why are there people trying to stop this man from doing this?

It’s pretty fucking obvious people like this must be allowed the opportunity to live their dreams.

As a hispanic man, I have a strange desire to overcharge you after repairing your stormdrains.

I love how when they relocate to another city or place on that show, the station and chief are always the same, except with random flags hanging around and the chief doing some shitty accent.

**Nathan Rabin readies his novelty baseball bat that is emblazoned with a Juggalo clown logo**

He’s clearly new to this site.

See, as much as I complain about this shit, this is why I keep coming back.

PETITION AGAINST THE A.V. CLUB IN SUPPPORT OF FILM CRITIC IGNATIY VISHNEVETSKY

I think instead of banning people from websites, we should just ban and destroy the entire internet.

Please ungrey me.

Am I the only one who, just in hearing about this shit, was like, “Is this the most useless movie ever made? Who the fuck cares about outtakes of from a mediocre movie from ‘99 that show the lead being a dickhead?”

Your mother is a god?

He just thought Ignatiy was describing his living room.

Conway’s law?

Does this have something to do with the Dorf movies?

If only the flashbacks didn’t look like it was STILL 2013 when Superman was young.

Shiva coming out of nowhere and then getting killed seemed, to me, to be a Deus Ex Panthera, if you will

That shot of the water with the toxic waste bin in it, where Shiva’s blood slowly flows into the frame, should have just had giant titles blaring over it that said, “WALKING DEAD VIEWERS: THIS IS A VISUAL METAPHOR.”

Called it on it being the psycho stalker teacher as the shooter (though a lot of other people clearly thought this too).

Here’s how you continually keep women away from you, incels: