Michael Jackson biopics are still a thing?

This movie needs WAY more ‘tude.

I don’t know why everyone is still getting all BUTT HURT over The Kingsman series.

**quickly looks up Choo-Choo’s credit score**

It’s not the glasses doing that.

And everyone will continue to be just fucking peachy with all this shit.

EXECUTIVE ONE: We have GOT to get this Akira movie made. That property is gonna be a god damn gold mine!

To be quite honest, before reading this article, I wouldn’t have thought this story had the legs to eventually become a movie.

Toys R’NT Us

Ahh 2 Live Crew.

I’m having a weird time with this season.

This is all fine and good, but was any of this shit really a milestone?

The Emmys, like all these other shitty awards shows, have always been a masturbation session for the entertainment industry.

presented in the form of a shoestring production: spotty sound, visible boom mics, etc

I don’t want to tell you which situation it was.

Any, I repeat, any article about Marilyn Manson requires the re-post of one of my favorite Onion articles ever:

If you ask me, they should call it The Boring Fields.

This is the same argument as the film snobs who sit through the entire credits at movies (Believe it or not, younger people, this used to be a thing back in the day too! And that was WELL before the “post credit sequence” came into play).

“I tried to sound deep. I put effort into my writing. I thought it was clever to write some cliche ‘Liberals are fucking up everything!’ diatribe.

**leans back very far while slowly walking towards tmage**

This guy is a walking shit eating grin.