To Catholicism…

Fuck no. That's just savage.

This would explain why I blocked out the memory of that helicopter ride I took back when I was 6.

Fun fact: Idiot and Moron used to be the technical and medically accurate terms for people with mental disabilities.

"As long as it's Gal Gadot in there, I'll be happy to watch her go to the bathroom!"

I joined the Church of Satan as a goof about 8 years ago.

This is a good point. However, it is against local law to speak of things in this manner.

And tomorrow's mythology is actually some fan fic I read at eroticanimalcrossing.com

Exactly. It's a great belief system for primitive people with no real knowledge of how the world works.

And on the fourth day, the Lord said unto his disciples, "Doest thou consume thy eggs as free range only? Meat is murder, my children. To drive other than a Prius is to pollute the world as I have let it. Thou art conformists in all regards. The only way into the Lord's kingdom is not through the hearing of the…

A good 33%, obviously.

You sound like you're taking this a bit too serious.

Not for anything but do you really think this is the first time professional bigots and morons have had top positions in a presidential administration in America?

Look out, Jay-Z…he's Jewish!

It's raining there? That's weird. On the Boston news feed they said the skies would be Queah.

Since we're talking unrelated shit here, anyone see season 2 of Outcast? That show is really becoming outstanding.

Nah, about 2 weeks ago though.

I heard someone pushed him into The Blue Oyster bar, where a man in leather immediately started to dance the tango with him.

Hey, now. No need to get homophobic?

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