Nah, man. Shit can be serious.

Exactly. In his case, it wouldn't have even been creepy. Dude's character just has this odd over analysis of everyone he meets that he tells them about without thinking.

William J. Gates?

Did that not seem off to anyone?

Not to take a positive point for a tv show off to a tangent, but all the things I've been reading in the past year or so about how "The Internet of Things" could fuck societal infrastructure hard from their vulnerability to hacking is some worrisome-ass shit.

Not for anything, but I after watching this thing end, I really don't think anyone originally thought Miller would be leaving.

Unrape ™

Anyone know that old bit Bill Hicks used to do where he'd just start off by saying, "If you work in advertising, kill yourself. No, seriously. This isn't even a joke. Just fucking kill yourself"?

Power Gapers

I laugh when the justice system fails with shit like this. All this jingoism and fucking "patriotism" I hear from the right (and yes, the left does this too. It always sounds cute to make sure everyone knows your a patriot. Your system is trash), meanwhile, if you got scratch, you get out on technicalities and…

This response seems like EXACTLY what I would want viewers to (loosely) connect dots to if I was Hawley.

Could someone please tell SomeRandom he misspelled the "The A.V. Club" meme?

I just assumed he just vomited extremely hard towards the ground and it pushed him up onto another floor like some sort of bile jetpack.

I just realized something, and I'm not sure if this shit means anything:

Bullshit.

You're right, most cops are. However, when lots of tiny metal pellets from an explosion hit you in your chest almost simultaneously, your aim might not go where you planned it to go.

But here's the twist: The cat is wearing tiny shelltoes!

I thought it was interesting how the final convo mirrored (somewhat literally, too) the original interrogation from episode one.

Snickers and Rikers was going to be my pitch for a new buddy cop show.

Great ending, with one exception: