He thought about it, but there's one problem:

What about Dimension X?

Yea, there was that too.

Lesbian Nazi Hookers, abducted by UFOS and forced into weight loss programs.

It's not so much comedy as it is smarm.

Something to chew on: Geraldo Rivera was, unbelievably, a Young Lord.

Hasn't that been the M.O. for this entire television series?

Says the guy whose "cheese flavored" products are mostly made out of strychnine and "rat feathers".

I don't know what mac and cheese you make. I don't know what you want out of your mac and cheese. If you are looking for tips on it, I can tell you I don't have many, but what I do have are a very particular set of skillets. Skillets I have acquired over a very long career. Skillets that make my mac and cheese a…

"…an endless, brain-dead kitsch parade, chased by a thrill-free thriller
that almost comically misplaces the fundamental appeal of its
predecessor."

UP IN THE AIR, UP IN THE AIR, UP IN THE AIR, UP IN THE AIR, UP IN THE AIR, UP IN THE AIR,UP IN THE AIR,UP IN THE AIR,UP IN THE AIR…

The A.V. Club

You'll have a great opportunity directing the next J.K. Rowling-related movie.

I have an alternative idea:

The A.V. Club

No you wouldn't.

I made no- promotional promises! Because, until a few weeks ago, I had no hope of starring in yet another sequel.

This comment is fucking terrible, awful and despicable in every single way any decent human being can judge such a thing.

Ocean's Gape

is that the ONLY thing your body is ready for?