I hate to rain on your poignant post, but I feel this had to be done…

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Though there were previously other actors who played the Red Ranger, the Pink Ranger, the Green Ranger, etc, very few recall the role, played by character actor/recovering methamphetamine addict Dr. Boot's List, of the Pedantic Ranger…

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DAWES!

Any post about The Lion King automatically makes me think of that one Pinky and the Brain episode where Brain forces Pinky to watch a scene from a cartoon that's an obvious parody of the part where Simba stands over Mustafa while he's dying. He's trying to get Pinky to be emotional, but then he starts crying himself…

It sounds like what you are trying to tell me is a large conglomerate is now only releasing a product just to increase its profit margins.

While I didn't love Looper, it was a decent overall movie.

What's this GamerGate you speak of? I'm not familiar.

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Ahh, Looper!

I hope you're from Italy.

So what you're saying is Dominos is the America of pizzas?

Dear Michigan,

FUN FACT ABOUT THIS: Before the 60s, wearing ANY sort of shit like this was a GARGANTUAN no-no.

Come on now, Anachronist. Stop being so hard on yourself.

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Morgan barges into Richard's room with a yellow box in hand

This announcer is full of shit.

Whereas you, apparently, had to buy your CancerAIDS used.