Speaking of loops, I'm obviously out of one as I've never heard "rolled a 20" before.

I assume that's one theory, but for me I'm guessing he just went HAM and bodied every malfunctioning host in front of him to the point where key employees/guests were saved and able to escape.

This right here is one hell of a clickbait article.

Slovenian Valleys is a euphemism?

I'm looking at that image above and thinking, "Why does Trump's son always look like some inbred fucking chipmunk who works at an ad agency?".

Are you talking about the photo above, or about an issue of Vogue?

Kick 'em in the Leinenkugel!

Come on now.

FUN FACT: The Yuengling boxes to the left of them are actually photoshopped in.

You've provided witty comments before?

Hmm… I realize I need context for what I just typed.

…into "millennials".

Moreso than the Holocaust Museum?

I'm aware not everyone on this site likes the argument for film over digital, but to me shit like this makes it relevant.

What about people who complain about people complaining about millennials?

Point taken, but I do think this stuff holds relevant art history weight.

The A.V. Club

I'm aware, god damn you.

I was at the Museum of The Moving Image a few weeks ago.

You didn't firstie with emojis?