For real.

Fuck.

Somewhat related:

I was on lookout while two friend's boosted a brand new (at the time) '97 Cadillac in front of an apartment in Soho.

My mom hit me with a fucking rotary phone when I was little. My dad was notorious for picking up whatever was nearby and hitting me and my siblings with said object.

I know it's sort of bad form to double dip in one thread using this meme, but I couldn't resist here:

Are you running for a political position somewhere? I only ask because I'm definitely going to vote for you.

What I always appreciated about Extract is how it's almost like an anti-Office Space.

Agreed. I've heard too many people say what Pauly says as being their problem with that movie, when Gus' explanation is basically how I always read its message.

I was under the impression that this "Illuminati" everyone is talking about took care of the "domestic stuff and the foreign stuff". What do they need these middle men for?

Apes The A.V. Club aren't concerned with PC culture what with all their public masturbation and poop tossing

"If bullshit was poetry, Don King would be Shakespeare"

Agreed.

Wait, who?

Albino is considered racist and inappropriate now.

Anyone who doesn't have a firm handle on the literature of eighteenth century Europe how much it costs to get custom World of Warcraft™ Orc Ceremonial Clan Jewellery doesn't have a place in the AV Club comments section.

It's starring Will Smith.

Pff. I'd rather be getting an old fashioned.

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