Holograms may not burn hot enough to melt the steel beams of the twin towers…

One of my favorite quick gags from Robot Chicken:

Jesus christ, Adam. Someone allowed you to involve yourself with another vehicle?!

Upvoted for the depressing likelihood of what you just typed.

Rule #1 in film school is NEVER start your movie with, "[CHARACTER] wakes up…".

I like this show- I really do, but when you do some amateur hour ass shit like "Gun Shot, Cut to Black", it makes me not like you.

I was just about to post something similar.

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Key point: She was fatter.

Did you ever happen to realize the reason for that might be- just might be- the fact that you have no friends?

This is the AV Club…

That's a great point. Now let's go to Joe's Crab shack and get some happy hour drinks!

DENISE: You know guys, the reason I did that is cause you guys are smart, and tough and I'm not. I had to prove myself. That's why I did it. I want to be more like you.

Shit, I had an answer but now I can't member what it was.

There's a vas deferens between his actions and that being a joke.

ROSITA: Are you REALLY that stupid?!

In other words, this is exactly the sort of material perfect for the mediocrity kingpin that Spielberg has become past his 1980s material?

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Quick question: Is there any logical reason you have been defending Zack Snyder "for years"?