Oh please, we all now this "Slate" you speak of doesn't even exist.

I'll try and make up for it:

No matter when I see it, everytime anyone anywhere, on the internet or otherwise, brings up that episode with Carl and the giant pudding can, I crack up.

The A.V. Club

I wouldn't say Jason Bourne so much as Chev Chelios.

I wouldn't say worst ever, but that shit was definitely awful.

♫ Rick Got Jungle Fever
Michonne Got Jungle Fever
They've Got Jungle Fever
They're in Love! ♫

One thing about posting on the AV Club I never could stomach…

It's following the same medical logic as dentistry by Dr. Isaac Yankem.

The AV Club

With a capital Duh!

Your Friend:
½ Star

For that comment, the gods shall force you to spend your next Valentine's Day alone and crying while eating icecream.

This sounds like a great idea for a…

**Barsanti gets a long distance phone call**

My Own Priwick Idaho

Too John To Wick

I hope you get CancerFAIDS

Do it John!

There used to be this asshole I worked with at a shitty video editing company who would never shut the fuck up.