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My man!

You mean like Vimeo?

There's a reason not everyone used to try to be filmmakers back before digital.

…aaaaaand I'm a filmmaker!

The A.V. Club

Good point.

I'd only answer that if I gave a fuck about you or your questions.

Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, Happy blah blah.

2 Dun 2 Kirk

Counter argument: Who cares if you offend Christians?

Batman's a scientist?

Oh come the fuck on, did no one else think of:

"There's a new movie that delivers…a baby…whooped like a teen"

In the meantime, you'll have to just take the word of dozens of wealthy celebrities who were invited to this shit who will almost certainly, no matter what they really thought of it, say it's the best thing since sliced bread.

Ash is going to do battle with the hand back at the cabin.

"Did you have to get a Greek cab?

"Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster!"

I'm gonna get a lot of shit in the next few months, I know that much.

This reminds me: is anyone else here NOT interested in seeing the force awakens?