I'm no martial arts expert, but both of the guys doing the training look like people who know absolutely nothing about what they're doing.

And the people new to it will assuredly be even more out of shape than Eastman was.

Which is an interesting statement to make, considering The Orphanage is about as paint by numbers and generic as horror gets.

The Walking Dead Writing Team

Adding to the hilarity: If the other guy wrote on his arm to correct her, and he wrote "I think its 'sposed to be 'their'"

I was cracking up thinking how hilarious it would be if Michonne used the wrong version of "you're" in the pet shop when she wrote on herself.

Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far.

This was one of the more cognizant episodes of this show so far, but that ending brought my hate levels right the fuck past lvl 11.

No, it wasn't.

This reminds me of when Jon Landis was asked to direct a film for Showtime's Master Of Horror series.

Another year…another terrible bunch of episodes of this meandering nonsense.

I can tell you're excited, because you made the same spelling mistake most people from North Dakota would make!

"Sure, darlin. Take a look at the underneath of that one. I'll start it up for you, just don't get too close."

I have a solution:

The A.V. Club

Just like Old Navy!

By the way, considering how great the actual zombie work is on this show, that was one of the best zombies they've done since it started.

Comment subject/Avatar synergy?

I'm gonna defend the show on this one.

If it's any consolation, I just read that in the next episode, Rick and the crew have to fight off the evil head of AMC's Standards and Practices department.