Theres a lot of condescending snark going on here. I think its pretty darn cute they got married where they met, thats their prerogative. The inclusion of the crime stats of Newark was completely unnecessary. Here are other facts about Newark:

I'm getting verklempt because I read this. VERKLEMPT is my white, plastic tissue holder.

If you think her tattoo is actually about HPV you're an idiot or looking for a reason to dislike Lena, again.

Speaking of things "all adventurous women do," I just took my first Plan B pill. Wish me luck — I'm scared of the side-effects.

disagree.

I love the way the older gentlemen looks around the bus stop like "What sorcery is this?!"

Oh, this is going to be gooooood.

Oh boy, you almost had a decent point. And then you wrote more than the first paragraph. Is it mean if I'm kind of looking forward to reading the responses to your comment? (Also, please note that the use of this Adele GIF is completely intentional; I'm sure she's another beautiful and glamorous person that you think…

I would rather hear, say, Dodai's opinion on this, than Doug's.

This just sounds like way for white people to imagine they're touching black people on the auction block. Yeah. I just said that.

Well this made me happier than it probably should have. If there are any complaints about this comment please send them to: Brian Williams, c/o NBC News.

Love me some Brian Williams. I save the DVR'ed Daily Show appearances because watching Jon Stewart and Brian Williams - who are clearly friends and admire each other - is comedy/news dream. They are equally smart and funny, through BriWi's deadpan delivery is preferable, to me.

The beauty of Brian Williams is that, just based on reading the headline, I thought it was totally believable that he actually rapped.

I love Weird Al so much. He is living proof that you can be gentle and still really funny. He has The Power of the Silly.

My husband worked at Sundance this year and met Robert Redford. He called me, after, giddy as a schoolgirl. It was hilarious. He was all, "Oh my God! Oh my God! I was STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM! He was TINY! He SHOOK MY HAND! Oh my God! His ASS is so TIGHT!"

Well, Martha, you missed the boat with Paul, but helloooo, you and Robert ain't dead yet! Pick up the phone and order your kitchen slaves to bake a fifteen layer marizpan torte with "How 'bout it?" engraved on the sides in gold frosting sugar, to be sent to his sprawling ranch on a land barge pulled by a matched set…

I'm a straight dude in his early '20s and I still feel her on that.

Whenever I try to look dewy I just look cum-splattered and greasy.

Baked goods, you say, Mr. Newman? I think I have a very special cupcake for you around her somewhere. Ugh. He's just the dreamiest.

James Deen, you might be one of the coolest guys in porn.