Butterballs would be crazy. Could you imagine getting hit by a turkey at 70MPH?

“Why don’t you teach your son not to litter?” Is not a civil question to ask of someone who just called the police to report that their seven-year-old was allegedly choked by someone who accused them of littering.

Fuck you.

A step in the right direction? He didn’t want to get invited to the mayors house...he wanted to not be harassed by police for walking outside.

Throughout history, every mystery ever solved turned out to be Not Magic ~Tim Minchin

I’m not sure, but Trump WILL take credit for the size of your hard-on.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Hey thanks for the compliment!

nah

Women are five times more likely to be murdered if their abuser has a gun.

nope, learn how firearms work before commenting.

Martin Shkreli is a class of people? Weird, I thought he was just one colossal asshole.

Fun fact: Eagleman’s team has also done a lot of synesthesia studies over the years. I’ve participated via email for years and have really enjoyed the process and interactions with him and his team.