We are surprised that Trump is not requiring “poor” people to “just be richer” so they won’t need welfare....

“...Trump was the take no bullshit asskicker...”

Nice to see the Nancy Reagan “Just say No!” strategy is still in play after all these years... and with the same level of effectiveness.

Offer your fucking “thoughts and prayers”... that has always work so well in the past.

Now THAT was a DIY!!!

So as long as we are “aware” that we are “grabbing the pussy,” we are good to go?

“...no basketball game is improved by having one of the best players in the world removed from it because he got mad...”

Why would ANYONE give their real name to a stranger at Starbucks? Of course, that may also explain why we are always picking up orders that are not ours and not picking up orders when ours are called:-)

Unfortunately, we ALL have to pay for the fucking idiocy of Trump supporters for another few years. Motherfuckers.

Don’t buy the shit advertised on News shows....

#FuckTheNRA

Wait... thought Stormy Daniels is the First Lady... which one is the wife and which one was the mistress? It’s all so confusing!!!

“...for cats who don’t want a random stick in their mouth....”

What a cunt.

Wait...what?

#FuckTheNRA

We like the mix of fluff and serious... which is why we are really enjoying Stormy Daniels!!!

“...can we all...” We are always amused when we see a question asking for an action by a collective before an action is taken by an individual.

Too bad there isn’t an Alexa skill that will chat with the spammers....

What? No puppies?? Or kittens??? Or is it because Conway drowns them for fun...