Lol this is how you know Kotaku staff are paid too much for writing shit articles. In what world is paying nearly $15 dollars for a virtual key chain bear cosmetic (THAT YOU DON’T EVEN SEE IN GAME BECAUSE ITS A FPS!!!!) a good thing, let alone a thing that can be praised as not obscene practices from a developer?

Lol this is how you know Kotaku staff are paid too much for writing shit articles. In what world is paying nearly $15 dollars for a virtual key chain bear cosmetic (THAT YOU DON’T EVEN SEE IN GAME BECAUSE ITS A FPS!!!!) a good thing, let alone a thing that can be praised as not obscene practices from a developer?

Normally I agree, but having a badass name as killer whale is awesome. its a beautiful creature that when bothered, can ROYALLY fuck you up, and Dieunerst being an offensive lineman... It’s a fitting comparison.

Lol Yule Cat kills you if you lack the drip. 

I mean, I’m pretty sure Nintendo is aware this guy has hidden money, and are probably turning over every rock this guy’s ever been in contact with to find it. It won’t take long to locate, not with Nintendo’s resources and reach on this matter.

Sure let’s turn a blind eye to someone literally bleeding us out of money from his device he proudly promotes and sells at crazy prices because of whatever capitalist dream/basis he believes in that enables folks to pirate our software we work hard and dump considerable funds into when developing./S

Bruh, Sisi Jang is probably too young to realize that Serious Sam has been around for the better part of 20 years.

I mean it’s Kotaku... The era of them having real journalists is LONG gone. what they have now are barely out of high school blogger level write ups. Of which write more like interns rather then folks who are getting a check cut to them for a pretty penny.

If only this was the case all around the world. Too many a time, authors/creators of IP have little to no rights to any of their work if they belong to a company when their ‘catching lightning in a bottle’ moment happens.

In my case, I just wait for hyped up games and ever only glance at them if they get a GOTY edition. You get the complete package for a bargain price and at its final version rather then waiting for patches. This is a rule I apply even if its a series I love. I literally did not watch anything except the announcement…

Yeaaaaah I would’ve preferred if Halo was level structured. I don’t get what made 343 think Halo should be open world. 

Good ol’ wish.com level of quality. lol

Agreed, I beat this dude was chuckling at Starbucks while writing what could’ve been an interesting article with his attempts at “humor”.

man, fuck outta here with this pity shit. It’s a article about a Jellyfish and you managed to drag politics into this.

Daaaaamn, got a link or name of the doc? I am intrigued.

*scratches chin & squints* I don’t know man... seems like something a colossal squid would say.

Unreal. lol

TBH Murray & Beverly are always the best characters. Adam a close third.

(Yes, I live in NYC where it smells like roses everyday, every train is on time, and every citizen is cheerful and polite.)/S.

nothing a lil ol’ HTML manipulation can’t fix.