Only 15 poison dart frogs?! fuck me, where I am from, it’s at least 45 poison dart frogs. What state are you in so I can move there?

I got a home depot ad and I also got a home goods ad. lol

Yo, why do you slobber and slurp on gamestop’s e-cock so hard? They aren’t going to thank you for being their fuck cushion...

Wtf are you talking about? Like, please, explain what you are actually saying.

With more reason you’d want to explore every nook & cranny before being permanently cut off.

CHAOS!!!!!!!!

Could be an increase in tolerance as well as just generally knowing when to stop drinking.

That’s real dickish of you to just play off the inherit value some folks have for the store as unimportant just because you like downloading games digitally.

Oh boy! I can’t wait to see folks spend $2000+ for a $500 bundle.

I’m less shocked that this is actually happening and more in awe and disturbed at how some folks genuinely played the actual DbD and thought to themselves: “Dang, I wanna fuck these characters.”

It’s as if... I dunno... That’s LITERALLY what’s been happening and companies are crying about it. 

I think we live in a age where a Bucky O’ Hare film isn’t entirely out of the question now.

I almost had forgotten that Dark Horse had the rights now that you mention it...

This may be shocking to you but Marvels published Star Wars comics since the late 70's.

You’re not wrong. He’s done this to Star Trek and now Star Wars. lol

I get that, but what I meant is more of that if law enforcement were well.. solely enforcing the law and not corrupt in any sense whatsoever, then there wouldn’t be a need for the “good apples” to remove “bad apples” as there wouldn’t be any bad apples to begin with. Which would result in less good apples being turned…

Because they really are that prideful and won’t admit how badly they dropped the ball.

I’m glad the game is getting exposure albeit it being through fabricated controversy of this tone deaf article that clearly shows Kotaku didn’t listen and slapped their own agenda onto the article. (It’s especially bad that the person themselves needed to step in and set the record and transmit their thoughts straight…

That’s what I’m saying. Like did we play the same game or is Ethan’s PS4 just that filthy?

I can’t tell if this is meant to be a trolling/baiting attempt because I’ve been playing Elden Ring with little to no obscene fan noise on my PS4 just fine. That or I just happen to have a really good PS4.