Same here! I knew what I was getting so I am not butthurt about nonexistent promises delusional fans tricked themselves into believing would be in the game. The game is fantastic and I’m glad I can relive my Sinnoh memories.

Seems like a slow news day, eh Jezebel?

I mean is that surprising though? Did you expect college level game blog journalists to really understand the nuances and complexities that come with law? Let alone report them with the needed accuracy and minute breakdown of all its aspects?

if tugging damaged their neck, then it wasn’t tugging. a playful & innocent not hard tug can be cute (if that’s your thing) but if he tugged to that point, that’s more of dragging and pulling akin to what a person does to a misbehaved dog.

I’m curious if you can bring Pokemon over from Pokemon home because if you can... I can’t imagine seeing how finishing the pokedex is difficult at all. especially if you play Pokemon Go where you can get these Pokemon that are often much harder to get in a easier fashion.

That’s literally all they’ve been whining about despite these folks having (probably) terabytes worth of porn.

When they y’know... Actually build and make the mechanics and set the foundation for said new IP BEFORE announcing “HEY! We’re making a fighting game!” then having almost nothing to show for 3 years...

Except they do. Tons of folks I know will have plenty of fighting games in their rotations but always prefer and come back to smash despite enjoying the other fighting games as well. And have been playing since launch day.

I’m quite curious to see the answer to this myself.

This is 8=slothware=/grift=D/.exe

This is “Tell me you sank an ungodly amount of money into this “experience” without telling me” 101 right here.

What if their high functioning sociopaths? *Sherlock theme intensifies*

While the guy’s conduct is a completely assholish, if the buffet’s namesake “All you can eat” isn’t your true intent, then simply don’t y’know... operate a buffet.

A whooooooole lotta useless words.

Lmaoooo that monkey was like: “when in rome, amirite fellas?”

Now wait just a daaaaaaamn minute... This, regardless of how sincere of an attempt at an apology this tries to be (spoiler alert, it isn’ta apology but corporate speak) the fact that they’ve become such an inflated version of their former selves, because of GTA V raking in literal billions, makes them not care…

Is that you saying he’s got a big dick ooooooooooooooooooor... That he’s got the personality of a doorknob?

Calling it, some furry is already looking to add a strap on to be mercilessly fucked by this plush. forget the dildo in the shower, now its gonna be the lucario peen pinner XL.

snippet tool is your friend in that case, just saying...

That’s not a good comparison at all just on the sole fact that y’know... your copy is literally just something you print as opposed to a actual handmade masterpiece. If your gonna compare things, make sure it isn’t apples to oranges, but apples to apples.