Even if it was “your people”, would it really be worth it to argue over fine details of language on one of the rare occasions when a white billionaire is willing to come out in support of protests by a beleaguered minority community? If you’d rather have sports PR departments stick to generic non-statements in regards…

We have to be offended by everything. That’s how we show we’re compassionate.

They don’t play D1, but the UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs doesn’t exactly strike fear into the heart of their opponents.

UMBC, who are playing Virginia in the opening round of the tourney, are known as the Retrievers. They are literally a bunch of good boys.

Is “The Bonnies” the least intimidating team name in D1 sports?

It’s a Hyperbole Truther!

My god, no! Not the Quarter Pounder with Cheese!

+1 crying Indian

please. doing dumb shit is has always been a thing.

In my day this was done by throwing your empty Mountain Dew cans on the ground.

Rookies.

Teenagers are idiots.

XTREME LITTERING!!!

. . . he is also prone to throwing hilarious, terrible interceptions, the kind of blind picks that delight me so long as they are not thrown by my own quarterback. His winning percentage against teams above .500 is also notably atrocious… one more litmus test in case you were looking for one.

I got $10 that says ‘Ol Kurt breaks your soul at some point. 

There goes my dream of them losing all the QBs and running the Wildcat all season.

Cousins to the Vikings seems pretty certain righ about now.

Talk about a “What have you done for me lately?” mentality?

The name Case in the state that has Golden, Colorado... The cross-promotion beer sales practically write themselves.

I can’t wait for all the shitty slogans they can put on T-shirts to psych the fans up for the Case Keenum era: