Thanks for keeping our White Privilege in check, you made a real difference today in our celeb gossip discussion.

If someone thinks it’s life ruining, they didn’t have much of a life to begin with.

It’s a great litmus test for seeing whether a person is irrational or not.

As someone with HSV 1 - it’s bananas how much the social stigma is in your own mind. Basically the upside is you can easily root out people not worth your time for a long term relationship.

“She fears she may never get married or have a long-term relationship because of the stigma of the disease.”

The music keeps me around. Honestly.

I’m a poor writer - the absence of first hand experience of parents drinking informs your worldview along with dramatized television.

The mere conceptual existence of that euphemism is so troubling on so many fronts.

Did you watch one too many afternoon specials?

Oh Girl, It Happened.

Child free has a lot of upsides that you only notice when your friends start procreating. In the abstract and without contrast it isn’t as apparent.

Has a team ever played the same QB twice in the same season while he’s been on two different teams at different times of the a season? I know I phrased this weird.

I just can’t believe that someone who has done that many scenes where he’s slapping, choking, gagging, etc etc when he has the choice to do any kind of porn work of his choosing was so casually ignored. Pornstar Punishment alone could occupy a 10 part series.

No, you’re fucking nuts and delusional.

Amen

Cloying

Not all scouting focuses on racist shit though.

So that’s what we’re calling cleavage now Mariah?

Boom, Headshot.

Because symmetry is so important.