Too bad the Misfit’s songs were garbage.

She always wanted to kill them and this looks close enough.

No, it’s out of touch boomers Poochying the fuck out all over the place.

Everything about this ad is ridiculous.

It doesn’t take a lot of effort to see how religions use this approach to max effect.

It’s like she watched that Law and Order episode and copied it.

They only work for me if they’re like Hitler in Springtime. Otherwise I’m just like “I don’t need to see shitheels getting away with bad things just like in real life”

Perrywinkle perhaps?

Nothing screams protagonist like covering up a murder to make it look ‘justified’.

You are the weird one but the extent of my birthday parties were me and my closest friends playing football in the backyard because I loved football.

Merely existing is acceptable to the male gaze. Some male somewhere is eyefucking you, no matter what.

What possible purpose do those lapels serve on that crop top?

If I were a kidnapper I’d have one of those green stars in my window as a big ole honey pot. People never think these things through to the point of “How could this be used against the people it’s supposed to help”

New Zealand and Iceland are as basic as they come in tourist destinations.

He doesn’t give a fuck about anything but them paychecks.

I’m sorry, it’s terminal. Shuffle off to the hospice!

You are terrible at this posting on the internet thing.

No more bad Wire analogies whose existence is predicated on Baltimore being involved.

I don’t know, do farmers across the nation like making money?

Do you know what selection bias is?