You are the weird one but the extent of my birthday parties were me and my closest friends playing football in the backyard because I loved football.

Merely existing is acceptable to the male gaze. Some male somewhere is eyefucking you, no matter what.

What possible purpose do those lapels serve on that crop top?

If I were a kidnapper I’d have one of those green stars in my window as a big ole honey pot. People never think these things through to the point of “How could this be used against the people it’s supposed to help”

New Zealand and Iceland are as basic as they come in tourist destinations.

He doesn’t give a fuck about anything but them paychecks.

I’m sorry, it’s terminal. Shuffle off to the hospice!

You are terrible at this posting on the internet thing.

No more bad Wire analogies whose existence is predicated on Baltimore being involved.

I don’t know, do farmers across the nation like making money?

Do you know what selection bias is?

Chud aint fixing shit.

And offer support for more bad ones.

Bad people you don’t want to celebrate with anyway.

HAHAHA, xojane always provides the best insight to navel gazing idiots on the internet.

Exactly, you could be learning all the wrong lessons from the first time. It’s not enough to experience, you must learn and learn the right lessons.

Alison is a hero because men aren’t very particular in how they orgasm?

Nobody thinks that Browns and Lions fans somehow have honor to make up for their losing. If you’re a fan of a team whose management refuses to do anything competent you deserve all the sadness you have coming to you.

Even Cam Newton went through a lot of horseshit on his way to being merely competent and even then, he still makes BAAAAD mistakes.

Gawker et al’s insistence on showing clips from his god awful show must play some part. Own up to it!