Haha, I was imagining the vibrator equivalent of a Zoolander sized phone (and school for ants)

Oh those poor women who just don’t know any better, how sad.

In the abstract no, in the specific yes.

How small is small to you? Form 2 by JimmyJane is not only my wife’s jams its also our travel companion.

Is it a cop out to ask if your hookup has sex toys she likes and to use them during the hookup?

Meaning of Life made real.

You are the Bill Cosby of Respectability Politics in Baseball.

It’s a “Fuck that ridiculous call, we gonna win this game regardless” emoting.

Thanks for your contrarian opinion.

A return to ‘making eyes’ is what awaits us. Weep in your vodka tonics people, this means actual eye contact.

Michael Ironside works for the Blue Jays?

I can’t wait to read a bunch of turgid old man thoughts about the integrity of the game.

For moment consider that only the worst people of a demographic of your choosing are awful enough not to hide their awfulness.

Pro tip? Is this written for white barbers? Are you a black person by profession? I don’t get Pro tip here...

Why is there a Wookie in my Wiz?

Individual players can’t hog the awareness spotlight from the Shield.

Up one level. Is the state of Florida some sort of breeding ground for athletic criminals?

What sort of distance are we talking?

You’re repeating yourself to admire your own words.

Man, you really are trying to prove yourself to me. I ain’t your daddy and I won’t hug you.