I can’t wait to read a bunch of turgid old man thoughts about the integrity of the game.

For moment consider that only the worst people of a demographic of your choosing are awful enough not to hide their awfulness.

Pro tip? Is this written for white barbers? Are you a black person by profession? I don’t get Pro tip here...

Why is there a Wookie in my Wiz?

Individual players can’t hog the awareness spotlight from the Shield.

Up one level. Is the state of Florida some sort of breeding ground for athletic criminals?

What sort of distance are we talking?

You’re repeating yourself to admire your own words.

Man, you really are trying to prove yourself to me. I ain’t your daddy and I won’t hug you.

Usually hilarious things don’t need someone to repeat how hilarious they are but here you are. Maybe if you had a little time on this earth you’d understand that.

Learn to categorize better so you can make apt analogies. Maybe when you get to high school you’ll pick up a few tricks involving logic.

You are so mad.

When you’re older you’ll be able to handle a little ribbing at your expense. Until then carry on with the childish snark.

I dunno, as a well rounded human I find labelling myself by a singular hobby I enjoy to be hilarious.

I think there should be a warning on all leases signed in LA: Putting down roots will screw your mental health. You waive any right to act out unless it involves an 80 MPH chase on a freeway.

I don’t feel that way and I’m a man. I’m sorry you look to Steve Harvey for relationship inspiration.

I am convinced more than ever people self select the wrong people in dating all the time. Reasonable people don’t put other people in false dichotomies and if that’s all he dates, he’s the over riding factor there.

Get the fuck out of LA. Nobody seems happy there, especially women.

You didn’t lead him on, you explored a new facet of a relationship and it wasn’t good. Cut bait, find a new fishing hole.

Shitty shows are shitty, always and forever, amen.