Flacco gets Keratin

No it isn’t.

Destination marketing organization (we bid on conventions against other cities and promote general tourism for our city). In general my coworkers don’t need more than excel, a browser for our CRM and one other proprietary program that we use to schedule room space with the convention center itself.

Information for the general public on the circumstances that lead to the tragedy at hand. But hey, if you think mourning is a trump card for reporting there’s no discussion to be had here.

I’m an oversized kitten.

Cheap is always a relative comparison and the entry level models are cheap relative to similar offerings from VW.

LOL WUT!

A person’s grief isn’t very important though.

Impervious to tragedy.

It’s the most effective way to get a specific demo in the door. I stopped watching local news when one of the station’s slogans was “never a slow news day” and then they padded the news with youtube videos. If people can live with the incalculable cognitive dissonance of watching a local news station lie to them about…

It’s really a stopgap of propping up anything even sort of relevant until there is more info. Although it’d be more authentic to the situation a reporter going “We don’t know shit yet and neither does anyone I’ve talked to”, I can’t imagine that’d hold many people’s interest except those who value earnestness above…

It’s not very Washingtonian to give a shit about what other people do with their own damn lives.

I’ve never been so thankful to be so lazy. No photos means no revisionist history for people spectating on my life.

One of the more frustrating aspects of this is when it plays out in business purchasing decisions. We blew a fat wad on ipads for our sales team and they don’t even fucking use them and our marketing team has it in their head that they can only use Apple products. Meanwhile I have to weigh a budget that doesn’t allow…

I had a friend that was similar until he moved to hawaii and didn’t really need a car. When he moved back to the mainland he went with a Honda because he now had a wife and a baby coming and he grew an appreciation for cheapness. I think that the only thing that’ll shake a VW loyalist is time away from the car and…

Hopefully it’s more healthy than Luther Vandross’ food repertoire.

Not yet. I’m working on it.

There’s different kinds of crazy and I’m okay with that.

Practice

Making fun of comic sans is the lowest hanging fruit imaginable.