Is there any chant better than “Beat LA”?

Do you know what the words thrifty, cheap and miserly mean?

Are you fucking serious about landing the Raiders?

OTA TV 4 EVA

Adrian Brody?

I’m capricious so it depends.

“Won’t somebody think of the accused rapist’s lives?”

YES.

Also, can we get a betting pool going on the time till first death from this?

Also, has anyone ever gone broke preying on the vanity of the well heeled? I think not.

Ah yes, these two plump hens need to drop 20-30 lbs post haste.

Yes, as a husband of a wife, the only way we get down is non consensually.

I was my wife’s rebound and here we are almost 9 years later, still making fun of her ex.

My people!

I’d be his friend just for that.

That means you’ll just be 70% as rich as I am. Seriously though, wanna work on our Vaudeville routine?

That’s funny because I had a funeral for J.G. Wentworth, 877-Dead-Now

OH MY GOD YES. Actually maybe the epilogue shot will be an TV advertisement for the Jack the Ripper Museum/Dinner Theater/Musical Sing a Long/Chachkies Retailer

Tourists with no sense of propriety. I could have also just said tourists.

The werent at home being raped by their husbands, obviously they had murder coming to ‘em.