Some dreams do come true. Mazeltov!

I think the reason it pains so many people (myself included) is the duplicity of universities pleading poverty to jack up tuition rates but then spending money on something so ephemeral like speaking engagement fees. It's not that he isn't 'worth' it per se, he sets the market on his time - rather, it seems like a…

Hopefully you didn't go into debt for the small benefit of seeing him on stage delivering a boilerplate speech.

And if you don't find value in that too bad, you're just along for the ride of mindless adulation. Hope that student debt was worth whatever hobo gibberish ole Matty spits out.

This is a symptom of the society and culture we live in where we give money to people already have more than enough of it for doing something that has very small tangible benefit.

If you search through my post history, I had a mini meltdown a week or so ago about my wife's depression and how it really makes me not like myself. I kinda get where you're coming from, truly I do. My wife is unemployed, I'm stressed about our finances, she's barely expresses an interest in intimacy unless its near…

Ideograms > sex?

Slap him on the butt and watch his reaction?

The Kanye no, but peas? PEAS? Man, you're doing this whole 'living' thing wrong.

God willing I am!

"And now representing Terra in the Great Galactic Congress, Ladyspiderweb"

Enamel Decay Hyperspace

Not even a great Sovereign reference will get you off the hook. Actually, that's the only kind of Sovereign reference, isn't it?

I like them too but everything has to be in it's proper place. When I'm making crispy crunchy munchy delicious tacos I appreciate them for what they are, comfort food that goes with beer or milk. I think that a lot of people misconstrue my rage for a distaste for this foodstuff. I love them, I made them all the damn…

Listen, I'm not the one mainlining netflix into my body while highlighting not having sex for 2-3 weeks. You lay the facts out, I connect the dots.

A lot of advertising throws me into conniptions because it's so plainly wrong. This specific ad hits me in the "I know what you're trying to do. Stop it." They're trying to capture the cultural cache of authentic Mexican food despite the fact their foodstuff is not Mexican and Mexicans generally don't have access or…

Sooner than half the people voting for netflix will have sex.

Nice try 12 year old boy, nice try.

What, your SO doesn't turn on Pretty Little Liars and risk the traumatic brain injury you might incur because of how dumb some of the characters are?

The absurdity is, if straight up "Watching Television" was there instead of Netflix, we'd be seeing Memes vs. Sex.