You don't need a book, it's simply the status quo of American parents.

What they're really saying -

Without children. We live without children.

It's because a lot of men don't look to other men for validation.

This is the other shoe that never drops for these nosey judgy pricks - I, in part, chose not to have children because I didn't want to burden them with me as a parent and make them think their life revolves around me.

"So, you don't like being a mother?"

Love this and interested in picking it up

I could. I'm not funding a trip to Iceland or New Zealand or some other shit people in the PNW think is an ideal getaway. Yes, I judge people by their travel destination, I work in tourism, tough titties.

I look down on Honeyfunds in addition to a registry. One or the other, I got my own vacations to go on.

Nailed it.

What next, Walmart starts asking for employees to cash in their EBTs for customers?

Ketchup is good but it's a condiment. Use it as such.

I feel like I would do that but in an attempt to make other people feel bad about the theme of the party. Like, really go all out, brush up on many of the unique aspects of India, get really familiar and then be like "I thought this was about India and half men half cows, not some racist piece of shit party" Repeat…

Good thing Peter King, Mike Florio, Rovell et al aren't journalists who have any style otherwise theyd be more than just bad people.

I think I'd provide feedback like "Not really something in character for me to do, I may be into semen play, but not like this. Make revision and resubmit."

Easier question - how many did adultosaur NOT write.

Initially flattered but then distressed when getting into actual details.

Knot today...knot tomorrow...knot ever!

Unless they are specific for a Bachelorette party gag. I don't think anyone wants to by a Form 2 from Jimmy Jane just to gag a bride to be.

You say inspired, I say appropriated. :P Happy Friday everyone!