Preach!

What do you get out of it?

You misspelled Cutler.

Does not quack like a duck, does not look like a duck, not a duck.

NOT MY PROBLEM. DO NOT CARE.

Maybe you work with shitheads. Not my problem and I don't care.

Dancing in the Dark?

Anything marked with High Importance is never actually ever important. It's a signal for you to safely ignore whatever is flagged as such.

BOUT DAT VITAMIN D!

These seem to be more about what you aren't than any specific pathological desire to be these things.

Audience counts for a lot.

Haha, Meetings are like a Division III clown college.

New Zealand is that small that if two guys have the same style it's obvious biting.

And people say there isn't enough wealth in this country to provide for the less fortunate...THE FUCK THERE IS.

Yeah, all the 20 something guys I know who cook often and well do it for a living and don't have nice stuff at home because the food industry pays shit.

I would much prefer they spent money on art that spoke to them personally than a tool they don't use. A tool which they only thought of having because they saw it on the cover of a fucking Williams-Sonoma Catalog. There is something fundamentally gauche buying one of the most specific and expensive tools you can find…

I know this is really an insane gripe to have but...

The absurd thing about this nice shit is...what is the point if you don't use it?

"No, I love older men. The things in an older man's house are better—his furniture, even his knives and his pots. And they smell better. Young guys, they may skip a shower and shit like that."

But did the degree allow you to consistently voice bad and curious opinions about food on the internet?