Shouldn’t it be “JEB! and Jeets”? JEB are his initials - John Ellis Bush, IIRC.

“There, I failed to buy a pro sports franchise in embarrassing fashion just like the other guy. Can I be president now?”

He can put them right up top the pyramid.

I also have non-binding indications of interest in lots of things. It’s called the Amazon wish list.

You’re all a bunch of low bottom haters. Derek Jeter is the richest man in the world. I don’t care what Forbes or bank statements have to say. Numbers don’t tell the whole story when it comes to monetary wealth, and you’d know that if you had a clue about baseball.

+RE2PECT

I hear the Wilpons have a dynamite finance guy. Maybe he can help?

Excuse me, Barry. I think you mean:

Somebody should get the Bobs to do a redundancy study on JebJeets, LLC; start by asking Jeb: “What would you say.. you DO here?”

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

A.B.C. Always. Be. (re)Cruiting.

If you hadn’t bought the pleated khakis, you wouldn’t have to iron out the “don’t believe you”

Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines went to Rome for reasons that are unknown and uninteresting to me.

I wish we had seen a shot of his face when he saw that there was shelf stable milk you can take anywhere for sale over there.

At this point, if you say you don’t like Jim Harbaugh I flat-out don’t believe you.

I can’t believe that this deal would include game data without the participation of the NFL.

Imagine Jerry Jones stepping in and demanding the NFL get a cut.

Health data IS valuable. Finding new and more efficient ways to gather it is literally the future of medicine.

Who does one have to sleep with to get off the ‘Pending’ list?

This altercation started when a woman hit a man. Learn to read.