You’re assuming it happened (it didn’t)

I’m super sorry to hear about your eyesight. I think they have surgery for that now.

Whiner lies. Big surprise.

But is college radio station dj really work?

Thank you, Canada. Sorry about the stuff with the wood and the milk. We are as horrified as you.

That’s like calling evolution or climate change breaking news. Wait, why are those people chasing me?

A) do not shower

The shoes, like their namesake, are a physical manifestation of the made-up term “douchepocalypse.”

Ffs give it a rest with the Berman hate. Svp is great. So was Berman. He was far, far better at what he did than you could ever hope to be at anything.

MLS is terrible.

You’re really clever

The entire complex is a bubble. There will be a massive correction over the next five to ten years, which will allow for structural changes needed to adapt to the changing environment to occur, and then the helium will start right back up.

Uh, she’s hot. Where you been?

Snark aside, a lot of people having their lives turned upside down. Best of luck to all of them.

Was yours the one on the cocktail napkin? I just missed you. They were pissed because initially they thought it was a resignation letter. Anyway, I wrote mine on a voting instruction form, so I’m not confident they will understand the bid.

You are an ignorant fuck.

It only seems like he should have been charged with a felony if you can’t read the fucking statute

I say again, are you fucking illiterate?

Are you fucking illiterate?

So you’re saying women are weak and helpless? Misogynist