Guys, I feel like I owe everyone here at Jezebel and GT an apology. I’m CourtneyStoddensGhostBoobs, and I’ve spent months abusing as many of the women here as possible. I especially like to mock women’s abortions, sexual choices, and—best of all—their vaginas. I don’t know how to fix what’s broken inside of me but I…

Hey, GhostBoobs, how long do you think it would take your diseased vagina to produce enough discharge to fill up that stupid helmet of yours? I’m gonna guess about three days. Let me know if I’m wrong, though, because this is a very important scientific inquiry.

Interesting. This explains a lot about why you’re so cruel to people about their vaginas, GhostBoobs. You’ve got almost as many mental issues as you have smelly discharge. Just remember that every time you wonder if the people around you can smell that putrid fishy reek, the answer is YES.