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No one has employed the Triple Narwhal gambit since Alexander Alekhine’s legendary self-inflicted goring in a match against José Raúl Capablanca at the 1907 Reykjavik Open.

Infinite. After Sandy Hook, where small children were the victims, all hope was lost. Not only did the USA double-down on not doing anything, most people accused the victims of being fake and the parents were just actors/actresses hired for the “anti-gun agenda”. To this day the parents are still harassed everywhere…

Look, if you want to say something in these comments all I ask is that you be respectful to one another. Disagree on whatever points you want but please treat each other decently.  (Assholes and transphobes get banned.)

Depressing that a man committing a crime in a virtual FIFA game – wrong as it is – could face a longer sentence than actual FIFA execs ever do for corruption on a multi-million dollar scale.

I should have known

So, what, you think now he's a 20/10 guy?

I don't normally believe in conspiracy theories, but they fucking let him do that. Lollipop pitch and the catcher didn't even try to make a play.

wow, does anybody else feel like this ending was a bit too perfect? I think there was a script for tonight and it was performed perfectly

Pitches love vibrato.

Stanley was confronted by a ghost. He had seen the ghost before, time and time again. Stanley had long since lost his fear of the ghost and just wondered why he couldn't grab the keys by the front entrance and walk out of the house. Stanley stood there and pondered this for a moment and decided to reset the hallway…

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Why do you care?

I'm also sick of people calling Avengers one of the best superhero movies of all time. I thought it was good (not great) but it really dragged at parts, and I actually thought the final battle scene went on for too long. There are quite a few superhero movies I personally think are better - Iron Man, X2, Spider Man…

So no movie can ever use burning buildings in posters again? It's not even clear that it's a NY building, there's just plain sky in the background. I'm not even getting into the date coincidence because being mad about that it's just stupid.
C'mon guys, it's been 13 years already.

go fuck yourself.

I kind of wonder what it's like to be a black person who isn't interested in any of those things and have white people constantly telling you that those things are a part of your identity and you should be so attached to them that you get mad when white people try to take them from you.

Am I the only person who thinks it would be helpful to stop defining racial boundaries in terms of clothing and dance moves and fingernails? Saying "these clothes are for black people," "these dance moves are for black people," "this manicure is for black people" is far more cringe-inducing than a pop star with bad…