Great answer! I gotta know what he said when you nailed him with that...

Wow. He doesn't set the bar high, does he?

Ps he also described my sister as the pretty one and me as the smart one.

A eagle’s talons can exert a grip of 400 pounds per square inch. People would be wise not to screw with them.

Yeah, my dad has a vacuum that is over 33 years old and still absolutely fine. It's a canniser vac. The only think he ever needed to do was get a new hose for it.

No snark here: The cover for Prisoner of Passion is hot as hell in this dude’s opinion. My heart is pounding like a chorus of angry fists on a stainless-steel deli counter.

I don’t know if you’ll see this down here in the grey pit, but Im sorry you won’t be coming anymore! I clutch but a single hope folded to my chest... If you are still within distant earshot, as one with those who have already wished you well and lamented your hegira outward, please add my own melancholy sigh to the…

Here is a fantastic story of toilet revenge in Kazakhstan:

You might find this compendium amusing:

I wouldn’t have been one of them.

I wish I could have been there! Holy moly, that sounds like an experience!

You can drive it out with Its a Small World After All. Sorry. Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.

They’d hate Jesus if he were around today. There’s a section in Matthew chapter 23 where Jesus is laying into the hypocrites of his time, basically saying that they build up monuments to all the persecuted ancient prophets, and work their wet jaws constantly that they wouldn’t have shared in their persecution if they…

Holy moly. Is that the feild you work in?

Doesn't matter. If a person is going to be a clownish jackass brimming pustule of idiocy, there should be someone to illustrate that humanity is capable of aspiring to so much better.

Bourdain for me. I guarantee anything written by him is going to be vastly more entertaining than Guy’s scribblings.

You stopped a cult from taking over the world once. You have to expect people are going to hit on you now that you are famous.

It is a lousy justification. The valid justification is that Anthony Bourdain has razor wit and sophistication, while Guy acts like a clown, celebrates the worst kind of food, and panders to the dickweed 18-25 demographic. That invites ridicule, and luckily we have someone like Bourdain who can turn a phrase and do it…

Bourdain is master of the wit and the repartee. Guy is a joke who deserves to soak up those insults because he invites them by acting like a clown.

Haven’t seen you in a long-ass time, man. Glad you're back!