People shouldn't take pictures like that, then. It is arrogant and dishonest.

My mom gave me a really weird look whenever she saw me reading one. I didn’t let it bug me too much. I’ve always loved books. Those became really repetitive and formulaic, though.

Miss ya, buddy. I hope the twins are good!

I’m a dude but my sister had these books, and I read a few. My memories don’t seem to line up with everyone else’s. In the ones I ready the young protagonist was a girl from a divorced family who splits her time between her dad’s house and all his new kids and her mom’s place. The stepdad was named Seth and and she…

Unbelievable. Sounds like a plumbing story! Holy moly!

Does a daily newspaper nowadays even have that kind of money?

My father (a professor) had a student once with a really sick-minded friend.

OH. MY. GOODNESS.

No. That’s not how this works, buddy. You don’t get to come in here with a story about a fountain of feces and get to hide it under a basket. You need to share that with the crowd.

Did you deservedly chew people out when they tried to grope you?

That sounds like a really fun afternoon!

Yeah, I phrased that wrong. The point I was making, is I don’t see the harm as long as the doctor is cool with it, and it is temporary. I’m biased, though. I owe my scholarship to Dexedrine. It helped me reach my full potential intellectually, and as a side benefit, I lost a ton of weight that I got from drinking lots…

Having children actually reduces a person's risk of suicide, but it's still stupid as hell to shoehorn an artist's reproductive choices into a discussion about art.

My wife talks a lot about how rare it is to find INTJ females, and that it's probably dooming her to friendships with women who she can barely relate t.

Well I hope we get the jackpot and he goes to prison, but if we don’t, can we count on the consolation prize of this guy being unable to work as a police office ever again?

I’m certainly not advocating people start taking stimulants recreationally. However, I see nothing wrong with talking to the doctor, explaining the situation, and taking stimulants for a brief period if a certain size wedding dress is imporant to the author of the article.

It isn’t a joke. Dexedrine gives you a ton of energy, alertness and helps you not to eat as much.

I feel genuinely bad that your boyfriend had a bad experience, but they did me quite a bit of good.

The dexedrine diet (aka adderall) is effective. It is so much easier to lose weight by calorie reduction than by excersise.

She also went to the hospital for a sexual assault medical forensic examination.