I had the version of this game they put out on the SNES. Never could beat it, but I loved the challenge.

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It’s from a condition called Phimosis. It’s where your foreskin is connected to the penis by a thin strand of flesh that prevents retraction. It can snap during intercourse, and since erect penises are full of blood, it can be messy.

Oh, if you like that, click my profile and take a stroll through my archived “Florid Friday” posts. They’ll have you laughing way harder than what I said above.

From the way you wrote this, I can only assume you must have been banging James Joyce.. :)

Broken helmet-strap is also an acceptable term.

I think it would be great if you could bloody Yelp’s nose a bit. I’ll root for anyone who can act as the avenging sword for these small businesses being extorted.

These stories have stirred my memory!

That employee is such a rare, wonderful example of humanity. Thank you for sharing that story!

In my 3000-word one-shot fanfic, I had Elizabeth dress thusly:

I think that most “Christians” who love trump are of the nativist asshole variety, and since they don't seem like they've read the bible either, they can't call him out for the same sin.

I think some people get sexual pleasure from judging others. Years ago, when I first saw Dr Phil, I realized “This show just has dimwits as guests so that the people at home can feel superior to them.”

Hell hath no fury like the uninvolved.

How much is too much? Well, I wrote a very short, very sexy, very high-brow-prose Regency-era Pride and Prejudice fanfiction once with a twist ending that had people on fanfic.net begging me to take it down. (3000 words, if you’re interested)

Why can’t more churches be run by Rachel Dratch? :(

I wonder if there is some tanned, leathery man sipping a martini at some trendy club on Melrose introducing himself to every lady like: “Nice to meet you, I’m so-and-so, gynecologist TO THE STARS!”

In Streets of Fire, Amy Madigan plays a tough-talking, ex-military lesbian who helps rescue Diane Lane’s character. Was supposed to be a dude, but one of the producers, in a rare instance of a producer adding something worthwhile to something artistic, switched it to a female role. Definitely made the movie better.

Yeah, the minister didn't seem pissed. He was as embarrassed as the rest of us.

These Spartans right here from the old onion article are to be feared:

These Spartans? From the famous Onion Point/Counterpoint?