El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?

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It’s from a condition called Phimosis. It’s where your foreskin is connected to the penis by a thin strand of flesh that prevents retraction. It can snap during intercourse, and since erect penises are full of blood, it can be messy.

Oh, if you like that, click my profile and take a stroll through my archived “Florid Friday” posts. They’ll have you laughing way harder than what I said above.

From the way you wrote this, I can only assume you must have been banging James Joyce.. :)

Broken helmet-strap is also an acceptable term.

Let them exist. There is no way they will ever be able to compete with the kind of true, nuanced interactive experience that humans can provide. No matter how well programmed, it’s only a while before some dude will have explored every branch of the dialogue/behavior tree.

I think what we can both come to a consensus on, is that humanity is really, really bad at governing itself. People are just BAD, and even when they want to be good, economic factors force them into tight-corners that make them do bad things, like polluting the earth with smog, or killing all the animals. I can't…

It’s hard to put the manufacturing aspect aside, because those factories are what cause so much of the smog and pollution.

it’s our government’s fault for taxing the shit out of big companies, forcing them to go overseas.

Well, since people’s lust for cheap consumer goods is the real culprit, maybe you should spread the blame around a little instead of declaring China to be the worst country on the planet. I’m not saying they wear a halo, and I hate the slaughter of Rhinos and Tigers too, but they certainly aren’t evil just because…

China has nobody by the balls. They didn’t put a gun to anyone’s head and force them to move their factories onto their soil. Look instead to the many, many corporations across the planet who said: “Guys! We could save a ton of money, and circumvent those pesky environmental laws if we send all our manufacturing over…

I think it would be great if you could bloody Yelp’s nose a bit. I’ll root for anyone who can act as the avenging sword for these small businesses being extorted.

These stories have stirred my memory!

That employee is such a rare, wonderful example of humanity. Thank you for sharing that story!

In my 3000-word one-shot fanfic, I had Elizabeth dress thusly:

Bless you. I have some changes to make.

Holy moly. I taking that advice to heart, bro. Thank you for the wisdom.

Please tell me what I need to do to make sure I never get those!

I think that most “Christians” who love trump are of the nativist asshole variety, and since they don't seem like they've read the bible either, they can't call him out for the same sin.