Yup. It’s a gamble. But if you can’t get his balls, and you aren’t Ronda Rousey, clamping down on a chunk of some dude will cause him devastating agony without depleting your energy, and without requiring a lot of training on your part. It also leaves a nice identifying mark on the guy when you go to the police. But…

Nice work!

Well, it’s only if running isn’t an option. Plus, this lets you win the fight in a way that won’t completely deplete your stamina, so running will still be viable once you unclench your teeth.

I get scared when I am walking home at night because I am a girl who is bad at punching who also looks like she is bad at punching.

I hope people aren’t going to be Procrustean about what forgiveness means. It does NOT have to mean that you condone what was done to you, or that you don’t want justice pursued. For a lot of people it just means letting go of the rage and resentment you’re harboring.

Congressional hearings often remind me of my uncle, who thinks its cute, rather than infuriating when he says: “I’ve already formed my opinion, so don’t trouble me with facts!”

Here’s why you’ll want to visit the K-500 series especially on Fridays: http://memorykid9.kinja.com/introducing-fl…

Any celebrity with Twitter and Instagram is about to be buried under a tidal wave of homemade handicrafts, and messages asking “Did u get my itam?! If so it would mean soooooo much 2 me if u wear it inna post k thx!” Man, I don’t envy them.

Excellent. This was a big blind-spot in ISIS thinking. They are so damned arrogant and self-righteous and drunk on their own noble bullshit that they didn’t think that perhaps some of these women wouldn’t be grateful for their new “marriage”. Couldn’t conceive that there would be some women who’d decide there are…

Glad you liked it. Dry Quiet War has a great heart-punch at the end. I’m glad you agree!

I ain’t catholic, nor am I a fan of the church, but if the couple wants to keep the Bishop and his discretion out of it, they can always get married at city hall instead of, you know, have an representative of the church yoke them together spiritually as well as civilly.

Fortunately, this glass provides a way to sip the stuff en route to the stars.

Hey, check my other posts in this article, something funny happens!

Finally! *high fives ya*

I can understand why deranged rapists exist a lot more easily than I can understand a woman who’d want to be with him.

I know one guy who will study it thoroughly....

Small conventions are the best. Once they started looking like trade shows, I lost interest quickly. I miss the days when my local convention was small and you could make friends easy. You could actually pick people out from previous years and tell them you remember last-year’s costume. I miss those days. Back when…

no biggie! Still love ya!

No way Sarah Palin said this. I think Trig must have said it and it was wrongly attributed to her by the “lamestream” media.