Most guys just buy a sports car...

It should have been effective too. I think men appreciate when their SO is sexually available; but that added element of being seductive is really good for keeping the furnace extra hot.

It shows you what a double-edged sword technology is. On the one hand, I’ve come to loathe that at a party, the wall is lined with people tweeting and texting; to say nothing of the idiots who do it at the movies and plays.

Don’t let it exasperate you, though, Anna. The great black hole paradigm of ignorance that lies at the center of the Internet is that it is, itself, an idiot savant. It has no memory, it has no connection with the past, it has no way of saving people like these from Santayana’s warning. It has gulled them into…

As a card-carrying member of the straight-male club, let me say that was an awesome, and very erotic attempt you made. Would have turned me to jelly if the wife did that number!

She looks like she was poured into it.

I realize that, good sir. Problem is, they weren’t coming to the anime conventions back in the nineties. Very few of them were watching “those Chinese cartoons” back then. I blame lack of Internet.

I’m glad my parlance has such appeal to you, Nick. Here’s one just for you:

*strokes his chin and nods thoughtfully*

Why can’t anybody request the footage? My hunch is that if the footage went viral before a judge for whatever reason, valid or invalid, decided that it was inadmissible as evidence, the jury pool would already be contaminated.

Oh, kiddo. This country has been a cesspool of imbeciles for a long time.

I love how politicians never look normal in the pictures to these articles. I don't know where you find them, but it's funny! Keep doing it!

Dude was drunk, so are we sure this isn’t some half-remembered nightmare about a big, Molly-laced RingPop?

Amazing how what it really seems like these guys are getting off on is fantasy dad-rage, rather than actual sex.

No I won’t restrain my peen,

Yeah, I think some people believe that everyone is basically good; so it’s impossible for them to be bad unless it was caused by trauma. Some people just decide they like power, though. Even if it’s not their fault they got that way, they still are responsible for controlling themselves.

The world don’t need folks like that....

*exhales and shakes his head*

I started going to cons back in 1998, and the cosplay scene was neither as big, nor as serious as it is today. There were a few pretty girls, but not the numerous dynamite knockouts you see today now that cons are bigger, and anime is more mainstream.

I wonder what they feel threatened by, though. Gorgeous girls cosplaying would not have bugged me back in the day.