I want to congratulate you. Your posts have been consistently good. It is strange that it has taken this long to get out of the grey pit. Good on you!

Farewell, noble man. Your comments, which mightily outshout everyone else's in such a manner that nobody can possibly drift past them, are really good.

Here’s one for you, but I’ve changed a few details to protect identities. If that renders this story as fiction, I can live with it.

Yeah, James Joyce had a fetish for his wife's soiled underwear. This is definitely not the first time he talks about it.

I think that it’s kosher to adore a person’s art even if you think they hold beliefs you disagree with, or are terrible to others in their personal lives.

Sorry for my curiosity, but do you remember the specific age you were when you first sat down and played FFVI?

I was amazed how much that midi music could move me. In the days before YouTube, I of course reserved a save slot just for the opera part so I could play it again when I wanted to hear the music.

I’m very curious about what age you tried FF6. I was 14 and was sucked in like no other RPG.

Just curious about the picture here. Are these the girls who give shit to the “sluts”? Or are they the girls who are going all the way?

I wonder why teenage guys don’t punch eachother out for ostracizing girls for being open to sex. You think they’d really want to discourage anyone killing the goose that lays the golden egg.

The reason politicians spend so much time on issues like this, is because they don’t have consequences to their corporate paymasters. Gay rights, women’s rights, right to choose, etc. Important topics, but as usual, not the ones CEOs will get pissed-off about.

Can someone knowledgeable about the bible chime in? I have a passing knowledge of it, and if I’m not mistaken, Jesus said that if you get cheated on, it is completely kosher to divorce them.

No returns. Would you buy a Kris Jenner from a store that accepted returns?

Your story makes me really grateful that my allergies didn’t develop until I had concluded my time at college. You should buy some hankies with a very high thread-count. So much better for the nose than Kleenex.

You sound fun as hell!

I just get the feeling this is all gonna end with Kevin Smith and/or Harry Knowles pulling a Mishima at Skywalker Ranch.

If you ever want to break that phobia, I guarantee you the monkeys in that video will do it.

Spend your summer in St Kitts then, folks. But watch your drink, because monkeys also like to snatch unguarded drinks off the beach and get hammered. I’ll take a drunk monkey over the soberest swarm of wasps any day.

I salute your ironclad olfactory glands. It’s not that the place smells bad, but the overwhelmingness of the smell is too much for me.

Well maybe the punishment should be forcing the culprits to stand inside one of their retail locations for a solid hour without the mercy of a gas mask.