Your story makes me really grateful that my allergies didn’t develop until I had concluded my time at college. You should buy some hankies with a very high thread-count. So much better for the nose than Kleenex.

You sound fun as hell!

If you ever want to break that phobia, I guarantee you the monkeys in that video will do it.

Spend your summer in St Kitts then, folks. But watch your drink, because monkeys also like to snatch unguarded drinks off the beach and get hammered. I’ll take a drunk monkey over the soberest swarm of wasps any day.

I salute your ironclad olfactory glands. It’s not that the place smells bad, but the overwhelmingness of the smell is too much for me.

Well maybe the punishment should be forcing the culprits to stand inside one of their retail locations for a solid hour without the mercy of a gas mask.

I guess I’m now surprised it wasn’t rotting everyone’s nails sooner, then.

I laughed at that part. He makes it seem like he’s a one-man operation, and that if he doesn’t get back to the boiling cauldron of nail-polish and start stirring, it won’t get made.

Yeah, I’m thinking they aren’t reading the book. Either that, or they are the odious “once saved, always saved” variety of Christian. Any Christians in the house? Can you tell us if it actually works that way?

I would say that when you display the kind of hypocrisy Jesus was constantly railing against, you no longer meet the definition of the term. If they are in any way Christian, they certainly don’t seem like the cream of the crop. More like the water on the top of the yogurt....

They had me lusting for an Uzi, but I like your idea better. Someone bring a load of salt, please.

My dad, he is a good Christian man, My dad, he is a good Christian man, I am a good Christian man, but we just do this for fun. a good Christian man, but we just do this for fun.

There is no country on earth I’d have a greater expectation of this trend taking hold in. Not even Peru.

Boko Haram too. White supremacists everywhere. Anyone who believes in child genital mutilation outside of medical necessity. Human traffickers. Anti-abortionists. Most rich people. Arms dealers. Cartels. Stolen antiquities dealers. Antivaxxers. The Canadian Conservatives.

Oh, nice choices. Let’s chip in for a slightly bigger rocket, and throw in all willing ISIS recruits, and people who trade in the body parts of endangered species. Someone pass a hat around?

I think doing this for someone is a sweet gesture. I hope they don’t start taking it to an extreme where we start giving people the option to litter the lunar surface with headstones and memorials, though.

If there’s something important you’ve been putting off, like reconciling with a loved-one over some petty b.s., go out and do it now. You never know when your existence might be snuffed-out in some unforeseen random manner that doesn't even give you a moment to have your life flash before your eyes. RIP Justin.

I want one of these burgers so bad! I keep coming to this article just to look at this picture. It’s borderline pornographic how good it looks!

On This American Life there was a funny story about a man who pissed off his neighbours by owning a rooster. http://m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives…

I assure you I’m not; but it will distresses me to no end if the only reason you wonder if I am, is because you are able to find your soul amply nourished after an hour of reality TV, and I can’t. :(