There is no country on earth I’d have a greater expectation of this trend taking hold in. Not even Peru.

Boko Haram too. White supremacists everywhere. Anyone who believes in child genital mutilation outside of medical necessity. Human traffickers. Anti-abortionists. Most rich people. Arms dealers. Cartels. Stolen antiquities dealers. Antivaxxers. The Canadian Conservatives.

Oh, nice choices. Let’s chip in for a slightly bigger rocket, and throw in all willing ISIS recruits, and people who trade in the body parts of endangered species. Someone pass a hat around?

I think doing this for someone is a sweet gesture. I hope they don’t start taking it to an extreme where we start giving people the option to litter the lunar surface with headstones and memorials, though.

If there’s something important you’ve been putting off, like reconciling with a loved-one over some petty b.s., go out and do it now. You never know when your existence might be snuffed-out in some unforeseen random manner that doesn't even give you a moment to have your life flash before your eyes. RIP Justin.

I want one of these burgers so bad! I keep coming to this article just to look at this picture. It’s borderline pornographic how good it looks!

On This American Life there was a funny story about a man who pissed off his neighbours by owning a rooster. http://m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives…

I assure you I’m not; but it will distresses me to no end if the only reason you wonder if I am, is because you are able to find your soul amply nourished after an hour of reality TV, and I can’t. :(

He’ll hath no fury like that of the uninvolved.

The poses are eerily similar, but the content and source material seem so hugely disparate that I can’t imagine one inspired the other. I mean, who looks at a leaping, club-wielding centaur and says: “That’s a great pose for pig-tailed anime cutie! I’m stealing that!”

Is this Zhang fei, Guan Yu, and Liu Bei taking making their promise to restore the Han in the peach garden?!?!?

I’m afraid I heard it elsewhere :(

It’s going to be hard for you to top the one I read about Goku hooking up with Anne Frank and then killing Hitler, but give it a shot!

Never thought of it like that, but it makes complete sense. Very insightful.

This is a hard one... On the one hand, tv is already such a putrid, pus-filled abyss of stupidity that the last thing we need is one more reality tv show that leaves us feeling empty after we watch it.

As for the tub, y’ever watched one of those Animal Cops things, or any pet rescue show like that? This is the kind of tub they have at rescue facilities for dogs and cats of all sizes.

Because it’s as rare as double-rainbows and hen’s teeth. Always has been.

Bathing a cat is like trying to put socks on a rooster.

Yeah, I’m not an expert on Christian theology, but I doubt Jesus is up there saying: “Boy, nobody exemplifies my teachings more than that paragon of virtue Donald Trump! I think I’ll help him win an election!” The fact that some Christians of the particularly nativist variety don’t get any cognitive dissonance about…

Exactly. It depends on the person and the situation. Does anyone remember about a decade ago, the elderly gentleman who ran his car through the crowd at the Santa Monica street market? Killed nine, injured seventy? Righteously furious people tried to drag the old man out of his car and beat him senseless, but were…