Don't know if you caught this one, but on NPR there was a story about a 56-year-old man who was getting a master’s degree from George Washington University. At the same time, two of his children were also getting their master’s degrees, and a third was getting her bachelor’s, all from the same university as their…

But if we just took a picture of the animal individually, we wouldn’t get to smear a bit of their majesty and beauty onto ourselves! Now excuse me while I go stand in front of Vermeer’s Woman In Blue and use my phone to take a selfie. As one should.

“ ...you don’t discipline someone else’s kid. EVER. That’s the fucking breaks. Its shitty, and other people’s children are invariably terrible and the spawn of satan. That’s not an OPINION, that’s a known fucking fact. But you can’t yell at them. You just can’t.”

She was sensitive. She calmly removed the kid’s hand, and she only piped-up because the parent didn’t seem to display a scintilla of insight as to why having the kid’s fingers in her plate might be undesirable.

Kids aren’t make of glass. Let this one feel a consequence, I say.

So, the real issue here is not children in restaurants. The real issue here is: Should other people be allowed to apply appropriate discipline to YOUR young children?

*Goes limp with bliss*

I know getting steady, paying work is tough for writers, but hot damn, how Oda could be as creative as he is, yet find contentment in a golden cage for so long is unfathomable.

People love Batman for the same reason they love Wolverine: He’s a good-guy who acts indistinguishibly from a bad-guy. Batman vs Superman will always be interesting to people for the exact reason it’s so stupid... Because Superman is insanely powerful. The very premise, ludicrous as it is, convinces people that they…

Yet paridoxically, he couldn’t beat Birdman.

Son, you can fellate a hundred men, but defecate under just one bridge, and you’ll always be known as a Bridge-pooper.

It’s a movie called “Rita, Sue, and Bob, Too.”

Oh, we can do better. Let me try!

It is absolutely infuriating that a lot of privileged women would pillory this woman for taking a slight risk in order to secure a better future for herself and her children.

Oh, I’m not advocating that, I just mean that it’s inevitable that their kids WILL die from it, and their minds will be changed because of it. It won't be an end-of-life epiphany. Not their lives, anyway.

I’ve seen that type of commenter, yowie! Not to harp on my original metaphor too much, but it’s absolutely hilarious to me that those type behave in the exact manner that you’d expect a real bible-thumping, antithesis-of-mr-Rogers, fundamentalist Christian who can’t abide a more broad-minded, unconventional type of…

I imagine the dude is a “it’s not the destination, it’s the journey” kinda guy. He had fun.

I think when enough of their kids die from the exact thing they didn't vaccinate against, the pendulum will swing in the other direction.

OOh-ho, my British friend, I want to thank your homeland for giving the world the actor who so expertly portrays this drunk right here, who is definitely a Mr Hyde.

Holy cow, man. When you consider that everyone in the world (besides rapists) reviles rapists (talk to a prison inmate about it sometime, he’ll agree), you’d think that people would be lighting a fire under every scientist’s ass to get these kits tested and the rapists locked-up.