If you don’t speak any Japanese, don’t go. Here’s the thing: unless you are content with hitting tourist traps, you’ll leave Japan saddened by the fact that you didn’t have an interactive experience. The fact is, folks, you can't have a good interactive experience with people who you can't understand. Invest some time…

Oh, the answer to this one is easy. I think you mostly nailed it already. If you get set up as some sort of a whited sepulchre, which is what men often do to womankind as a whole, then invariably you will get little piss-ants who want to drag you down and prove that you’re actually morally turpitudinous, and no better…

This is as sure as death, taxes, and the sun rising in the morning.

For a lot of people, Porno is all about transgressigvness. Problems start happening when someone can't outrun their appetites and are always seeking new lows to get off on. This one doesn't seem as bad as so much of what is out there.

He’s an escaped oompa-loompa who’s made good. Obviously. Here is a picture of him at the prom, shortly after escaping the factory:

I love the idea of the players having more power than the owners. Guys like James get completely used-up by organizations like this. Screw the owners!

Those photos look like they were taken because not enough poor people hate rich people yet.

Well teens weren't doing any of that stuff prior to 2008, so you gotta commend her for laying the blame where it belongs.

Congrats on getting your wings, man!

If that one Sony exec gets his way, this SM will be a humble bragging, EDM loving moron.

This place would soak-up tons of money if they put a location in Silicon Valley.

Hopefully the sight of this man expressing his sincere, innermost albeit (non-empirical) beliefs won’t trigger the kind of atheist circle-jerk I've come to expect from the average gang of Internet denizens that seem to find these articles.

Pay the writer, man.

Harlan Ellison puts it best in this video. Check out the revenge he got on some dude who thought he could pirate his work:

I loved this stuff as a kid. I can't conceive of playing with these things as a 33-year old man, though.

I watched that video and marvelled at how weirdly she swung that club.

Ooooh! Checkmate!

Damn, gotta clean the monitor now. (Pepsi)

This is the funniest griefing I’ve ever seen:

But isn't America the best country in the world?