I really wish you could easily make this look like the SEAT because I'm weird.

Hmm. 4.4 seconds seems a little overly generous to me. The car is darn quick, though.

Golf R, rather than GTI

It's not as psychotic as the motor in that whackjob Mercedes CLA45, but it's in the same ballpark in terms of speed, and it's more balanced. It also doesn't feel like it will explode at some point the way the CLA45's engine does. That's kind of reassuring.

TL;DR, sounds like a really nice GTI...

2.) How Do Automatics Work?

It's not a magic trick. It's an illusion.

Result is the same to the know nothing driver, poor gas mileage. The hole that appears in their piston somewhere down the line will just be by magic! I have never understood people paying extra for a high performance car then cheaping out a few bucks a fill at the pump.

7.) What's The Difference Between A Turbocharger And A Supercharger?

The standard answer for this question is "sorcery" but that's not good enough for Jalopnik. Michael Zaite has the best answer.

I just don't really find this shouty:

All German sedans used to built for bankers and accountants. Call me dull, but I like understated design for a "classy" sedan.

That color looks fantastic! Definitely a way to make the C63 stand out more.

This is exactly what some instructors at the AMG driving academy asked. And then someone said, of so thats how it looks in person.

Enthusiasts know that this was the last true Benz. Afterwards they lost their way.

CVT = always in the power band and was banned from F1 for that very advantage:

Now to be fair, would that be the worst thing ever?

It'll look good.

Yup.

Most likely they mean it'll get a CVT and be re-branded as a Smart.