Huh. It’s almost as if policy and patriarchy dictate this stuff and not the you-go-get-‘em determination of individual women.

7 months out and I’m down 90 lbs that I’ll never gain back. You know how many times I gained and lost and lost and gained the same 20, 30, 40, 50 pounds and felt like a failure? I can’t even count - I spent my whole adult life hating myself because I couldn’t lose weight and keep it off. Now for the first time in my…

It makes me think of canned peas.

I read somewhere “they” didn’t like it because it sounded too much like sewer.

Did you know that Norma Jeane was first discovered by a reporter doing a story on Americas first UAV factory?

YES GIVE IT TO ME

Dorinda is truly the best addition to this franchise. She may be the MVP of any franchise with how much crazy she brings yet still managing to seem vaguely normal.

On more than one occasion a friend has said something like “OMG, you’ll never guess what happened,” and I’ve responded “Please, don’t let it be about Tom ...” in my huskiest Crackerjacks voice. So, I feel you.

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

Season 2 of Leah Remini’s show might be the killing blow. She’s really got the CoS running scared.

Preach! Team Blair/Leighton forever!

Serena and her mumble mouth.

While Lively may have a more successful career, I’d take Adam Brody over Ryan Reynolds any damn day.

Soap may even be too much depending on how sensitive you are to the yeasties and the ph of your soap.

The fact that Blake Lively is more successful than her is the most Serena van der Woodson thing to ever happen

I have always liked Leighton.

I’m sure she’s just stringing him along to rub it in Angelina’s greasy, sallow face. That’s what I did with my ex: prove you’re the one they prefer at their core. And then leave both of them miserable.

Theroux is such an upgrade from Pitt. She’d be a fool to go back to that non-showering, multiple kid adopting, smelly, only-good-in-a-film-every-once-in-a-while cheating actor.

Is it a debate? Seems like the answer is yes, obviously. The real question is how much do we need to ignore their shitty behavior in order to celebrate/enjoy/fund their art.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?