My fave moment from RHOBH is from (I think) Yolanda’s first appearance where she’s flitting around David and cooing “My Love” constantly. She makes dinner and he takes a bite and tells her dismissively “Little salty, babe”

Not enough.

Sex is always what kicks off my (admittedly very strange) periods. It like... shakes stuff loose.

1. Slap a Midol label on your dick.

Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.

I love this show so much. So glad it’s already picked up for season 3!

How hard is it to sneak into Canada?

When Caroline Stanbury heads for Dubai, I suspect Juliet will find herself all alone on Asshole Island and she’s either going to be out of a job or eating a lot of crow.

Of course, LGBT rights... but... ummmm ... just that?!

And then Juliet went and opened her big, dumb, judgmental mouth. Adela handled that pretty well, all things considered.

I LOVE YOU BINGO BRONSON!

Oooh manuka honey! This is some HIGH class shit.

Abbi destroying Whole Foods gives me life.

I wait with breath that is bated. I love them. The episode where Abbi gets her wisdom teeth out and the episode where Abbi rollerblades into a hole in the ground give me so much joy.

I know there aren’t any recaps for LoL but there are some serious issues this season:postpartum depression, addiction, suicide, parents illness... I just wish with all this stuff they didn’t focus so much on Caroline’s control issues.

Ken and LVP are the worst. You know she just told you that to get the love. why isn’t she concerned about any of the other issues that are affecting women and minorities?

Not sure if you watch Ladies of London, but it’s interesting to see how they’re handling similar scenarios with Adela this season, who is also sober.

I’d love to see the ACLU jump right in the middle of this.

This is ludicrous.. It’s also financial incentive to arrest more people during a protest, and/or to use more expensive and unnecessary means in response. In addition to, you know, violating constitutional rights and effectively threatening people against protesting.

Anyone who says this isn’t straight up fascism, is a straight up fascist themselves. Our right to peacefully assemble, which means anything short of actually smashing shit up, is guaranteed by our 1st amendment constitutional rights. Don’t think for a second that this law will not be used by a federal agency at some…